Watching porn.

*Took the boys to Kenzie for a three day weekend with her, really excited for alone time with Lucas Brady*

My human is meeting this Brantley Gilbert fella soon. Only doing it for an autograph for Alyx's Human.

That and I really just think his brother is cool. Weird, right? He was a regular at my work, what can I say?!

Hmmm!

*On the treadmill with earphones in, close to hitting the five mile mark while jamming to Linkin Park*

*Stops the treadmill after Lucas Brady jumps on, turning to give him a death stare*

Sunday funday motherfuckers.

*Busy cleaning my machete before I sharpen it, Breaking Benjamin blaring through my speakers*

Now that I've cleaned and sharpened my machete, daggers, switchblades, katanas, swords, it's time for some shine. *grins*

*Begins taking apart and cleaning my .9mm, contemplating the Beretta next*

*Cracks up at Big Brother* That shit backfired on Nicole somethin fierce!!

Is there anything fucking worse than a whiny ass dog? *Goes to solve this problem*

*Tackles Chloe Ramirez*

*Spies*

o.o

I'm not spying on you.

*Stalks Florida Georgia Line*

Trips for Chloe?

What the fuck is happening in my timeline.