NRA If you believe that an AR 15 is worth more than a child you are an enemy of the American people That’s it. That’s the tweet.

oh, she's not allowed to surf? says who, JONAH HILL???

This is bad news for me; I’m always opening my torso and pouring Coca Cola directly onto my liver

Well, five snaps.

I don’t know what I’d do without this knowledge. Probably kill myself

Jeff Goldblum looks like a fan who’s on the big screen for the first time in his life😂

usher gyrating for his life meanwhile travis kelce is backstage busting wooden barrels over his coach’s head like donkey kong

Liz: “I would’ve beat ALL of you”😭 The Jury:…….. #Survivor #Survivor46

Me trying to save Meleys and Rhaenys #HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD

“Attack, Meleys” #HouseOfTheDragon

u should get to leave work early if ur hair feels greasy

Everytime Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a woman graduates college, gets a career, and a man changes a diaper.

I’m glad we haven’t lost the recipe of the dark outline. Very important.

#USAElection2024

@ us next time... don't forget, our 3 for $10.99 comes with bottomless drinks, UNLIMITED chips and salsa, and a Big Smasher with fries. y'all could literally never.

“trump has signed an executive order to-”

finally, some good news