Going through a divorce because I said ACAB includes Olivia Benson.

Sink Florida sink

Ok PA, don't let me down like you have done in sports 4 years in a row

Tough day to be a couch in the white house

Look at this perfect face roll.

Little big spoon

Hey, y'all. Just wanted to remind you that the police are not a part of the working class. No one will read this, but it's true.

To everyone who has those outlandish ny resolutions, mine was to simply not KMS.

Snow>Hurricane

I can't believe Trump just banned all sugar free monsters except the white and light blue!

Bagel bites are just Italian deviled eggs 👨‍🍳

Aaand it begins

DE JAWN

I drummed a show with a backline, they said to just bring my own "breakables." I took that as a challenge. All drums are breakable if you truly believe in yourself.

I couldn't stop myself.

And so begins the longest 30 minutes of my life.

PC is awesome, but sometimes shaders

These fools just dropped a new album.

Chef never asks me to make Lessnay, y'know?

No one told me happy boss day 😞