I appreciate that before Claude does anything it takes time to roast the way you asked your dumb ass question

If people are watching his videos then he is pulling users. You are the customer.

Me, yesterday: "I'll just try Claude Code and see what it's like" Me, today: ✅ Kit, Shopify, GA4, GSC + WordPress all connected ✅ Custom dashboard for a niche site monetized across ads, digital products, and physical goods ✅ Built something I genuinely could not have made

Nothing compares once you touch it

Ive had a 0.35 ROAS Etsy ad running since the beginning of the year. Please find me your tallest building, please.

Very telling these stories always start with “my friend” or “a guy I know”.

Where’s that Ecom lawsuit guy he could feast on this one

doomer "wild" is used as an attribute of the blueberries not information about its source. like they're wicked sick at surfing but they also drive drunk all the time. the blueberries are wild bro.

Bro has bought through my whole catalog by this point my products arent consumables

Imagine the logging into your affiliate dashboard if someone ordered a $50k Telluride

oops

human skill issue, not a technology issue.

Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said “follow me” then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection.

If your band's merch site doesn't look like a Drupal forum from 2001 I dont want it

New suppliers quoted shipping cost got me considering a short road trip

Tweet: "fuck this brownie is so good rn" Ten immediate replies: "Well said. Brownies combine eggs, granulated sugar, and cocoa powder in a way that quietly elevates the culture. They're not just a snack, they're a vibe."

Creating primarily long form evergreen content is crazy because its like Alright bro see you later please make me money in 3-6 months

Binge both seasons every couple of years. Pure millennial art.

following doesn't matter, engagement of followers in a niche is everything

My most boomer millennial trait is I still edit short form vertical on desktop in Premiere Pro