Retweeting in light of the #blizzard layoffs…😢

This just might be my new all time favorite quote tweet.

To me, he looks like the FNG with a heart of gold in every war movie who the grizzled vets all constantly razz, but who comes through with a clutch save right before being mortally wounded and saying “It’s all right, guys.” But, yeah, he does kinda look like Oswald

“Okay, but what does that have to do with Gandalf sending a hobbit into Mordor?” “I am just coming to that. You said you wanted a serious conversation, not a talk show. You see in the beginning, all the creations of Illuvatar, the Ainur, sang harmoniously, but not Melkor…”

In honor of the revival of the RE4 crate discourse, I’d just like to remind everyone that Gary Larson drew this famous gag for a reason.

THIS WOULD START WORLD WAR III. WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU JOURNALISTS?

“ANOTHER Temu add?!!”

Learning Japanese is wild, because it’s like “We have one word that can mean ‘vending machine’ or ‘38’ depending on the context, but the word for desk is ‘desku’.”

But they're BOTH so OLD! Gandalf can barely remember his passwords and even forgot that people called him Gandalf (yikes), while Saruman betrayed the Free Peoples of middle-earth and led an insurrection that stormed Helm's Deep. You can see how they're equally bad choices.

Re-tweeting AGAIN based on today’s news, for whatever good my reach can do.

I can’t be the only person who regularly accidentally screen captures an image of the phone lock screen, can I?

This is always how I realize Twitter has sent me back to the “For You” timeline.

TIL