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Mr Justice Serious

@justiceserious

Just a High Court Judge in the Family Division - these are my musings. Spoof/Parodia/Serious

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Congratulations to all those exceptional, tenacious, formidable, concise lawyers who go the extra mile, have an encyclopaedic knowledge of the law and a good manner. You have the ear of the court. #Legal500

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27 missed calls and voice messages screaming “whatsuuuuuuuppppp.” Who is responsible for loading Sir Andrew with jaeger bombs?! #jerseyinternationalfamilylawconference

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Counsel to witness, “It’s as plain as a pikestaff…” Witness, “It can’t be that plain mate given that I don’t have a scooby as to what the fuck a pikestaff actually is.” 🤷‍♂️ #bestthingsheardincourt

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You are 40 minutes into your CVP hearing. Your dog is “scooting”across the carpet, shortly to come into view. You have 15 seconds to prevent this. If you fail you are eliminated. #LegalSquidGames

You are 40 minutes into your CVP hearing. Your dog is “scooting”across the carpet, shortly to come into view. You have 15 seconds to prevent this. If you fail you are eliminated.
#LegalSquidGames
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Five items you should never leave in court: 1. doodles of the Judge 2. I-pad charger 3. Highlighters 4. Polos 5. Marlboro menthols

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If there’s one thing Mostyn J detests more than cats it’s a child abduction case in his money list. familylawweek.co.uk/site.aspx?i=ed…

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I know you’re busy but please send me the draft.. ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ORDER!!!!

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Tips for aspiring barristers. These daily steps got me here: 1. 4:30 AM wakeup 2. Yoga 2. Ice bath 3. Gratitude journal 4. Meditation 5. Daddy is Head of Chambers

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You bank statement clearly shows that you paid a huge sum of money for a yacht not disclosed by you within these proceedings. Exhibit BS-4 is a picture of you on the yacht named “catch me if you can.” You’ve been caught. Witness: let’s see what Sue Gray says.

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Dear Sirs We acknowledge receipt of your letter sent by facsimile after hours on 28 January; the hard copy was received today. We have forwarded the same to our client for instructions and shall revert to you in due course.

Dear Sirs

We acknowledge receipt of your letter sent by facsimile after hours on 28 January; the hard copy was received today.  We have forwarded the same to our client for instructions and shall revert to you in due course.
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It’s very simple. On the 3rd Tuesday in the month and every other Thursday and Friday thereafter attend in person,unless it’s a leap year- then deduct one day. Capiche? #FamilyLaw

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I enjoy it when counsel says, “I make no criticism but it is a shame that this document was not in the bundle.” Instructing solicitor 👇