my whole life could be falling apart and imma still crack me a lil joke

when i was really little i went through a tinkerbell phase and i would lay in my bed at night and be like “if god was real then he’d send a fairy to my room rn” and when no fairy showed up i was like 🤨 that’s what i thought and that’s how i became an atheist at age 6

I’m not as mean as I could be and I want people to be more grateful for that.

i'm gonna be so productive today also me:

We had an assault weapons ban from 1994-2004 that prohibited the manufacture or sale for civilian use of certain semi-automatic weapons and banned magazines with 10 rounds or more. Mass shootings dropped during that decade. We did it once and should do it again.

it was over for me the second i got to choose my own bedtime

april fools day doesn’t impress me. i’m paranoid people are lying to me every day

they should have texted this information to our phones like they do for amber alerts

"I have to go home, I have so much stuff to do” Also me at home:

A 16 year old was shot for ringing the wrong doorbell. A 20 year old was shot and killed for driving down the wrong driveway. An 18 year old is in critical condition for trying to get into the wrong car. And a 6 year old and her dad were shot because her basketball rolled onto

putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education which affects my mental health which effects my education.

IM DRUNK IN THE BACK OF THE CAR AND I CRIED LIKE A BABY COMING HOME FROM THE BAR SAID IM FINE BUT IT WASN’T TRUE I DONT WANNA KEEP SECRETS JUST TO KEEP YOU AND I SNUCK IN THROUGH THE GARDEN GATE EVERY NIGHT THAT SUMMER JUST TO SEAL MY FATE OH AND I SCREAMED FOR WHATEVER ITS WORTH