WDYM THEYRE MARRIED???? 2016 ME JUST EXPLODED

americans really spend 4 years in a walkable community (college), say “wow, those were truly the best years of my life. oh well!” and then proceed to buy a house & car in the middle of a suburbanite hellscape

Film Updates We need a movie about the making of euphoria

dude computers are actually so fucking insane when you really think about it. we literally figured out how to write some fake-ass rules called code and somehow convinced rocks to follow them. like actual rocks. sand, melted, purified, carved into tiny pathways where electricity

march 13th 2020: "we don't have to go to school" march 13th 2026:

guysss i liedddd 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i actually want it 😭😭😭😭 i want it SO bad 😭😭😭😭😭😭 i want it so bad its ruining my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

they’re saying there’s 30g of protein in spending a night laughing with your friends

the fact that i procrastinate and still get shit done is the reason i can’t stop procrastinating

Talking stage be like “have a safe flight!”

zohran mamdani announces taylor brown (left) to lead the office of LGBTQ affairs, making her the first out trans woman to lead a new york city office

i love chatting with strangers tbh like sometimes ppl literally just need to feel seen

being strict will legit make u accidentally find a guy who is obsessed w u

zohran: good morning rama my wife rama: hello mamdani

Fuck

the Oscars is fake and unimportant unless the movie i like sweeps

Misty Copeland doing ballet during the “I Lied To You” musical segment at the Oscars. See the full winners list: bit.ly/OscarWins26

Sean Penn's reaction to winning his third Oscar. “……………………..”

YALL MOVED ON BUT IM STILL HERE