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"Three hours of sleep on this hard-ass mattress.. I guess I've had worse."

|| Yo, if anyone wants to discuss an SL, it would be greatly appreciated. DM me or favorite so I can DM you.

*loud choking noises*

I didn't make this, guys.

"Who the fuck is Handsome Jack?"

" 'The most resilient woman in the Commonwealth.' Shut yo messy ass up, I'm the most resilient PERSON. Yo ass is dead. Resilient as my toe."

"He had a nice pistol though... Thank youuu, mister Kellogg.."

"Straight people are fucking wild." x.com/kalonicdhampir…

"Niiiiiice. But my point still stands. Wild." x.com/kalonicdhampir…

"Nah, not really what I mean. Like...I get it. 'Handsome Jack.' That level of pretentiousness is pretty notable." x.com/kalonicdhampir…

"Apparently 'The Most Resilient Woman in the Commonwealth.' Dubbed by a man who kidnapped my son, but y'know." x.com/handsome_exe/s…

|| Eden is such a smart ass, honestly. Which is beneficial for Jack's antics.

|| JOHN DIDNT GET RAISINED FOR YOUR LURKING BULLSHIT, EDEN.

Sam L. Jackson, probably. Wait, that's a motherfucking plane, my bad.

"You.. Aren't shit to me."

"Mark this as the day I stabbed a raider with a spoon because he surprised me." "Mark it as the day I also KILLED him with a spoon."

|| Lmao I haven't tweeted in like two months, turn up.

|| Closer to three actually.