I love this "annoying guy" character you explore with your poetry and tweets

I honestly always think of this tweet like she ate that 😭😭

Me to my coworkers today bc I actually have to work and can’t clock into my other job of twitter shit posting

This diva

oh?

date crashed his car yesterday so he rain checked

me and oomf eating froyo and an older lesbian couple came up to us to say “it’s nice to see us make up 50% when looking around”

just realized slayyyter performed at coachella earlier

I love my computer

SABRINA BRING MANON OUT

when you’re on the dance floor and smell weed in the club

Her vocals during $T LOSER at Coachella… oh Slayyyter you are SO loved!

jacking it

my cat throwing up the minute I wake up

the culprit

this is her good luck babe moment

Already had 500 mg of caffeine this morning

en route to chicago

the concept of me wearing a jock in boystown tonight even though i’ve been telling everyone i’m a top

what the hell sure