Ohtani is lovable because he’s so clearly the best player in the world but from time to time he gets totally aura farmed by random relievers.

People trying to hit Vesias 90MPH fastball like:

I Vomit.

Genuinely would rather go celebrate than deal with the dating market.

I mean yeah, totally; we should also do this for every black that does the exact same thing though.

My wife and child like to bother and exhaust each other until they are literally in tears and then fall asleep on me.

It’s funny how if you say, “I’m pro abortion for black mothers only”, otherwise ignorant people immediately understand what abortion is.

Roki is not going to be an ace, and that’s okay. He will be our unreliable 5th starter and weird bullpen guy in the playoffs, and that will be enough. Not everybody is going to be Ohtani.

Normally I would have a good laugh here but her ankle is genuinely running away from the rest of her body man 😭

Leftists are seething in rage over this latest rebuke.

April 22nd

MARK VIENTOS

Words in this sentence you understand: enemy. Words in this sentence you do not understand: love.

The fact that this slop is catchy speaks to the fact that pop punk is the perfect genre.

Can’t say that I do.

This is the moderate opinion on the shitlib question btw.

Turning Suki into a mother while Aang, Ozai, and Toph lay waste to these bums.

Me fr, tactical penis.