My axe is cooler than Reinhardt's hammer.

my axe is big but you want to know what's bigger? :) my heart

Do you ever just remember that Torbjörn just fucking inhales lava? Me too

Zarya is so big and so strong... and so fucking pink

Zarya probably has her hair dyed pink in other places than just her head

Fellas, is it gay to be gay for your fellas? I mean you're practically gay for your fellas.

alright who wants to go to hot topic??

hot take but why are so many people hot

I've never read something that made me so unbearably uncomfortable before in my life until now

B I G

the only instrument I know how to play is the kazoo

Want to know how to spice up your sausages? Gun powder.

not those sausages don't put gun powder down there you'll regret it

I don't always get into fights but when I do it's because I started them.

Sometimes you just gotta touch someone's boob for good luck.

Junkrat looks so... ugly

//sorry I've been inactive for so long, with very little knowledge of junker queen there's only so much I can come up with on my own.

//that, and I've been busy...