Love it when A-listers come into work

I am looking for a female screenwriter for a movie project. It’s a fantastic true story. Thanks to a big attempt to hire more women in the industry all the female writers I know are madly busy. Anyone want to put themselves forward?

They'll tolerate children having no lunch. The suicide of disability allowance claimants. They will tolerate Windrush. A comical evacuation of Afghanistan. But the people of this country will be damned if they and tolerate an illegal Christmas party lol

Come to the CIRCUS - exhibition on now Open Tuesday to Saturday 11-5 (last entry 4.30) free entry and parking beside us

Wow okay, unfollowing now. Was a big fan of their years of austerity, racism, cronyism, and pitiful response to a global pandemic. Didn't realise they were going to laugh at me at a party.

A Brown Bear and a Grey Wolf were seen over a 10 day period working in tandem as a team hunting together and sharing their spoils. We can learn so much by simply observing (and not murdering) — such magnificent sentient beings.

More people were at the Christmas quiz than at the Foreign Office during the evacuation of Kabul.

Yes Emma!!! Stoked for this!!!!! 🍯🍯🍯

It’s come to my attention that barely anyone knows that spotlight members get cinema discount. I’m gonna change your life. Go on to your spotlight page & click discounts. Go to cinema society and register an account (1/2)

As the office manager of an advertising agency full of absolute knobs I secretly switched the coffee supply to decaf for over a year. The snugness of knowing how much shit they used to spout about the power of an espresso was the only thing that got me through the day. Wankers.

Two days wait. On the final page then...

This seems to be a lot of people’s vibe this Christmas.

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I fucking live for unhinged Victorian Christmas cards. Some years I just share the terror with friends, and others I choose to spread the chaos. This year I pick the latter. Let’s start with the truly inexplicable. Frog + beetle waltz Sky jellyfish Mutant beet-man GOAT 🧵

Accurate

all men want lord of the rings to happen to them