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calendar_today13-09-2022 02:16:00

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I finally got free time and got to play BG3 again. And while romancing Astarion got the "Halsin proposal" and I mentioned it to Astarion. That stupid pixel broke my blackened heart. His laugh when he says that he was waiting for the moment I would bring that topic 😭

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Okay the complete dialogue (including different variations)brought back the most not-pleasant memories. Of all the characters, He was the least I thought I'd feel related to... I know he's saying that he's ok with it But he's definitely NOT

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A 12 year old can be pretty manipulative and passive aggressive. 1/10 experience, wouldn't recommend. Not my best nephew, sadly not the worse 😭

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"Cats are independent and low maintenance creatures" is one of the funniest myths ever told the average cat would live inside their owners skin if they had the choice

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Having the literal grandson of a nazi assuming as the president of my country on my fucking birthday can only be improved by something that starts with bullet and ends with between his eyes 🫩

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How I love unexpected late birthday gifts. If he didn't die, the current president would've considered him for a presidential pardon for being a "poor old man" 🙄