Had a great time on A Typical Disgusting Display. Huge thanks to Alec Sulkin Julius Sharpe and Janice Cruz Brooks for having me on.
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Maybe the craziest thing of the last ten years is that the C on Covid tests doesn’t mean Covid.

When The Pirates of the Caribbean ride wasn’t based on a movie, what did people think they were looking at?

Occasionally I get in arguments with my wife. Then I remember I’m bald, and I shut the fuck up.

When did everyone’s birthday turn into Coachella?

Kate Middleton is Gen Z’s Loch Ness Monster.

This script is incredible, for real.

So they could have fun without them?

I just watched “Oppenheimer” during this Lakers/Warriors replay challenge.

Instead of training my dog, I’ve decided to just apologize hundreds of times a day.

If Aaron Rodgers runs for VP that puts Zach Wilson third in line for the presidency.

If Oppenheimer wins big tonight, get ready for 10 more movies where we see scientists’ dicks.

There’s a woke contest for stunt work?

How does Robert Downey Jr not have anti-glare lenses??

If Oppenheimer wins big tonight, get ready for 10 more movies where we see scientists’ dicks.

With The Holdovers being accused of plagiarism, I’d like to point out that Oppenheimer is basically Minions.

I’d be the one guy in The Hunger Games not rooting for my district.

Remember when you’re about to lie, tons of bald guys just like me have a lot of time on their hands to investigate

Rumor is Biden is about to announce a line of affordable gold sneakers.

My dream is to be invited to the State of the Union and hear, “A year ago, this man was bald…”