are you one of those Asians that can’t say the R’s? I think I can say the R my name is Ronnie

"HOT DOGS! GET YA HOT DOGS HERE!!"

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preparing for chemical warfare (cutting onion)

the concept of being admired before being devoured

This what the cunty girl cats in Tom and Jerry be wearing

Looks like the guy from ratatouille chatting up an orangutan

Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756

Remember when we were a proper country

caffeine has stopped working I fear

charcuterie boards r rlly the shit

this is how your email finds me

when ur lowk losing ur shi but u remember diamonds are made under pressure

Genuinely no one let me in erwhon anymore I don’t belong in there. Taser. Tranquilizer dart. Whatever it takes. Don’t let me up in there

I wish I could uninstall the part of my brain that thinks any minor inconvenience can be comforted by clicking purchase on a thousand dollar online shopping cart

Why are capri leggings growing on me

to plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow