Too late i deleted your city off my weather app

I had a dream my mailman yelled at me for the amount of amazon packages I have delievered I think this is a sign to chill

gm texts from my ex’s mom >

Love the music recommendations keep em comin

If anyone’s having a bad day, just know I spent $600 to a hacker in Apple gift cards

I have 2 moods and they are plastic hearts and folklore

Sorry if I’m late, but now we have to deal with memories on our iPhone? I never wanna see that pic ever again Apple

Trying to get Patrick Dempsey to come get a drink with me in Morristown, I’ll shoot my shot on Twitter too since he won’t answer my insta dms

It really confuses me how there’s 7 days a week and i manage to go though ab 15 pairs of leggings a week

it’s march again? cool if anyone needs me I will be drunk

#NewProfilePic

Dodged Covid for a full year and tests positive for lymes :)

Just had a rootbeer float it kinda slapped

Lmk how I bopped to Florida for a week and didn’t pack a single pair of shorts

america fucking sucks but i’ll be honest i think fahrenheit makes much more sense than celsius sorry to the haters and losers but 0 being cold and 100 being hot is a very reasonable scale

I hear the Outlook email notification sound in my nightmares

It’s “what will I regret eating tomorrow” o’clock.