If you’re a politician or media figure who sets up the LGBTQ community to be hated and feared - not because any of us ever harmed you but because you find it useful - then don’t you dare act surprised when this kind of violence follows. Don’t you dare act surprised.

The Q Club Shooter: *had been arrested for 6 felony charges in the last year and let go every time because of his family's political connections* Mainstream Media: "Unfortunately there was no way to prevent this tragedy"

Tomorrow, be mindful that some people may have traumatic memories resurfacing. Ask before you put the parade on your TV.

I’d let Bobby Berk do my c-section

I have a good joke for you to tell at #Thanksgiving dinner. Why should you always practice telling jokes in a cornfield? They are all ears! 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽

My mental illness is letting the dog sleep in our bed

ELITE in every era. 🌟

Things are not “Gucci” my man, things are Mossimo for Target at best

Fellow moms: at what age will my baby start to gossip?

Babies are the original divas, imagine crying every time you were hungry and getting food AND a new outfit

Grimace did this

55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 fries 55 cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas 55 peppers and 155 taters

Happy #FathersDay to everyone's favorite Zaddy: Elliot Stabler. 🔥

People: “So, do you think you want more kids? Me, trying to feed the baby and play with the dog and take a bite of my takeout meal that is now cold and drink from the warm water bottle I started last night so I can swallow my “AM pills” at 3:45pm: “Maybe!”

6 members of the Supreme Court could fit on a submersible

If your baby is bald, they’re a villain. Sorry!

Protect this man at all costs