5% tint so they can’t see me getting yelled at by my girl

taylor swift album and harry styles movie out on october 21… huge day for annoying people

white guys love to say “yeah i got a buddy who…”

it’s called soccer now

Pls stop wearing harley davidson shirts if you don’t even listen to him

not anxiety not depression but a secret third thing (ADHD)

Becoming one of those “psychedelics changed how i view the world” guys but for Benadryl

having a job is cool but everyday ????

My son’s Baptist preschool has changed the name of “Halloween” to “Holyween” in all emails and calendars. …who’s gonna tell them?

bella hadid closing coperni ss23, wearing a spray-on dress created live on runway. iconic!

I read an article today saying that Elon musk likes Nathan fielder and tries to make him laugh at parties and it made my day so I had to share

I just can’t be having kids they too permanent I like to cut ppl off

adderall would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

imagine if guys said “wanna come over and have a wine night” and girls said “wanna come over and rip some beers” it just doesn’t work

Glad to see so many embracing therapy. A few of you need an exorcism as well but... Baby steps

This week with the crew was 🔥🔥🔥 #OTH #OneTreeHill

i don’t think i can ibuprofen my way out of this one

I will never get used to seeing people wear tshirts that say the nuggets

one minute you’re young and the next minute you’re “making a big salad”