They look so happy together priceless moments 🤗💖 Credit: ViralHog 🔸 For more inspiration and uplifting stories, visit: theepochtimes.com/c-inspired

Request for more ephemera. A favorite. Was shooting an old Luger with Iggy in my basement and he shot a hole in an Eat To The Beat gold record. I got him to sign it: "This hole made by I Pop April 28 1989"

Brilliant take down of Madeley with clear facts. The rhetoric that striking workers don’t care about their patients need to stop.

Dad loves creepy charity shop portraits. I commissioned an artist friend to paint two of the same woman only in one she's smiling. Gave Dad the other and he put it on the landing. Changed it for April Fools and it shocked him so much he fell down the stairs and fractured his arm.

New EP by my band The Unsung spot the homage to Chris Isaak in the title track

Sam Smith is a raging weirdo?!

I have a box that my wife probably thinks is a porn stash. Leaves well alone. Truth is it's an old Toshiba tape deck she told me to bin 10 years ago. I can't bring myself to launch it as it has the most satisfying opening mechanism ever. So smooth. I don't own any tapes.

🚨 URGENT 🚨 has anyone in London lost their open tupperware full if beans? Because I have found your open tupperware full of beans.

Who’s ready for some Special Interest Spam? Buckle up! My #actuallyautistic son has been collecting stuff for years. His collection has been stuffed into the drawers under his bed or getting dusty on the top of his wardrobe. Until today!

15 yrs ago, while hiking on my own, I was violently assaulted & raped. Every anniversary, I go for a solo hike to remind myself I can still do it, that there is great beauty to be found, even after trauma. Here’s today’s hike. And my essay I always post 👉tinyurl.com/482k67e9

Without downloading any new pics where are you mentally?

NEW: Ralph Yarl, 16, was shot twice by a white man in Kansas City after accidentally ringing the doorbell of the wrong home. The man shot Ralph in the head through his glass door, and then when Yarl was already bleeding out on the ground, shot him again: kansascitydefender.com/justice/kansas…

I'm bringing the livestream back for a special one-off this Wed at 7pm. I want to try out the new songs, play old stuff, requests.....and also I just kinda miss you. It's free. Will post the link about 6:45 on both my Twitter and Facebook. Put your requests below.

I like to think I'm an intelligent chap. I write software for a living and everyone always thinks of me as the clever one. Today I was cleaning the patio and spent several minutes trying to jet spray a shadow off a paving slab.

Trans-Investigators thinking Pink can't have kids because she's fit as f*ck?

That's what I call a win 😁 Thank you Cauldron Foods for listening to us ❤️ the best veggie sausages are back #thebestveggiesausages #cauldronoriginalrecipe

I cracked the screen on my phone badly. To prove I couldn't read an important document I took a screenshot of it and sent it to my business partner, thinking that the crack would show up on his phone.

I remember watching Going Live as a kid in the 80s and for some inexplicable reason Gary Glitter was a regular guest 🤔 #philipschofield

The key to creativity is the smell of cinnamon* *Not really, the real finding is cooler: Folks were told to smell a vial of cinnamon & 50% were told it was a creativity drug. The placebo boosted creativity! Why? People needed permission to be creative & reasons to feel competent

The neighbour's child had an extremely squeaky bike that irritated me every time it went past. I snuck over to their garden one night with a can of WD40 to fix it. It's easier than talking directly to them and feeling like a dick but would have been very weird if I were caught