I will be watching only Ted lasso episodes until this day now

So many high wind alerts lately I just know this dang tree is gonna crash into my house soon🤦🏼‍♀️☠️

I can't believe that #WellsFargo has had this issue since 2:30 am EST and I have still not received an email from the bank to apologize or tell me how long I am going to have to wait to see my money returned to my account. Outrageous Wells Fargo, terrible customer service.

Okay Wells Fargo any minute you want to give me my money back would be great. Y’all better cover my late fees for these bills due.

Here’s my Capital One credit card referral link. Before you apply, you can check if you’re pre-approved with no impact to your credit score: capital.one/3DIjymg Yo if you’ve been looking at getting a card with capital one help a girl out and use my referral lol #capitalone

Hey Jason Sudeikis what are the odds I could get you to write out “Be curious not judgmental” so I can get it as a tattoo 👀👀

Ted Lasso is so great that every week I have a new favorite episode. Everything about tonight’s episode was perfect

Sometimes being a homeowner is stressful. Other times when you drop and paint roller on the carpet in a room you are updating anyways it is really nice. Gonna rock a green roller stain until I update this floor now 😂

Y’all my neighbor asked to borrow my lawn mower because theirs broke and she is mowing my front yard since I let her use it, I told her not to that I was going to do it later but I just looked outside and she did it anyways. Spread kindness and it comes back 💕

Feeling like a nervous parent while booking my dogs boarding for next weekend 🙃🙃

Here I was thinking no one would notice my absence at work but three days in people checking in 😭

Running races with a child. What a joke 🙄🙄

Went to Sonic to get a drink since I was feeling sad, didn’t take a sip till I got home and now I’m even sadder because who orders grape Dr Pepper and why was it given to me

Thought I was being dramatic about my AC not working but my entire jar of coconut oil is fully liquid so I feel less dramatic now. Someone take me to a hotel 😭

At a sales meeting for my store. The Market Director, formally my store GM, just shouted out every leader by name expect me. Love feeling the love in this store

The people running to baggage claim pushing past people that also came in on the flight at midnight in Lubbock. What’s your rush? We all got off the same plane getting to baggage faster won’t make the bags come