why did the lady Dunkin' give me a singular mitten for my iced coffee

the humble virus:

? I’m not following wherever this line of thinking is headed

ok the staff picks feel performative .. sorry

Polly and the thing she was named after

i love being in my room. i’m the mayor in there

They should invent a turn signal light that doesn’t require taking off your tire to replace the bulb

anyone?

I tried to grab a bag of soil at Lowe’s but couldn’t bc a couple wouldn’t stop making out in front of it

There's a tiny little friend for every bee-son 🐝 #SecretsOfTheBees is now streaming on Disney+ and Hulu

my dad just left me a 2 minute voicemail about the state of his storage unit(s)

"kill them with kindness" WRONG! GRACKLES 🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛🐦‍⬛

rate my plate fb post is great, nvm the plate but I love “that maintains my weight size. not for health reasons. just fashion reasons.”