Remembered the humble bundle…

Lighthouses of the United States

I have to slam my forehead real hard and loud against the cool cool mirror to soothe myself whenever someone selects a floor below mine in the elevator

My favorite part of the used book is the sticker saying what some rube before you paid

Aughts twee autumn is on. Listen to The Decemberists NOW.

Shot // Chaser (beast for scale)

Computer, simulate the endorphin rush of winning a federal election. Computer, release identical endorphin rush in subject, replicate daily. Computer, create a mouse who is addicted to becoming the president.

Daily Object #540: Fish Hammer

Glad to see that Toronto’s Classicists have found work writing copy in Dactylic Hexameter

I #WANTITALL and if I can’t have it I will #ENDITALL

Forseeing a wave of quirked up Jewish boys across the nation putting “hitler’s worst nightmare” in their bios

DEEP BELOW THE ZIGGURAT OF UR THERE ARE ONE HUNDRED THOUSAND STONE TABLETS YET TO BE FOUND BY ARCHEOLOGISTS. WRITTEN ON THESE, IN A LANGUAGE NONE CAN SPEAK BUT ALL CAN READ, IS A COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF HUMAN BEHAVIOURS, EMOTIONS AND ACTIONS

My shapeless Uniqlo bag is a ruminant with four stomachs and it has devoured everything I have ever owned

I kind of expected hot coals to play a larger role in my life

I am addicted to Kim Gordon’s insane trap music

Harrowing photo I found on facebook marketplace