I am the prize

bye my worst fear is being broke

Me but with dinner every night

Idk what’s worse, the ballet shoe fall trend I keep seeing or hey dudes. Either way, y’all could never pay me enough to participate.

“i’m literally just a girl” is such a valid excuse

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

Instagram needs to understand I don’t give a fuck who posted on threads for the first time.

I cant wait to be married & never have to talk to another man ever again

I am not. Delete my number.

they better when that number unsaved

Yes, you lazy boring b*tch.

Let’s not put 2 bad bitches against each other.

AND I just wanna thank god for not making me allergic to seafood

If you want to know how emotionally mature a man is tell him how he hurt you. His response will tell you exactly what you need to know.

men be like “i care so much about you” then do nothing to show that

No one has a stronger victim complex than a man who genuinely believes he's a good person...

But I’m still going to send it