#DeepThoughtsWithLex

Besides any Christmas songs? St Anger by Metallica. Anything Sabrina Carpenter does.

They say walk a mile in another man’s shoes so here I am. In dirt. In boots. Still unapologetically me. Yeehaw. Revolution can’t come fast enough John Patrick.

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Worn with pride last night. Hope that kid in the first row I tossed mine to doesn’t sell it on eBay. Been at this for 20+ years. Never had one I didn’t make on my own dime.

I'll give you blood, blood, gallons of the stuff. All that you can drink and it'll never be enough!

You. Where do I even begin? You make me laugh. You challenge me. You keep me sane. You’ve been through a thousand versions of me and in a move that boggles my mind, you still love me unconditionally. I don’t deserve you but I’m glad you chose me. Love your fave cryptid.

Arm day. Guillotine season. Get yours now.

IYKYK

Goddamn.

//The Synergy before the Synergy before Infinity. The boons. The Key. The Cooperative shot that definitely wasn’t destiny. Colliders misfire. Bees unionize. And somehow… structure still wins? A KILROY/ENIGMA joint. DOCS: bit.ly/4aGJzTY FORUM: bit.ly/4u7wrz0

Fuck yeah. I’m down. I do love a good surprise.

Fuck. Low hanging fruit is all this guy can reach. Short arms? Lazy? Who knows. All I know is he’s a chump who’s gonna play a shitty parody of himself for the rest of his career. What a joke. Yeah. Talking to you Dillon Killborn

Find yourself someone who lifts you up even when you think you’re beyond saving. Love you, Salmon. To the end of time.

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//For anyone who was involved with Pro-Wrestling Collective. This was an extremely hard thing to have to write. docs.google.com/document/d/1aS…

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Working. Always working. Gotta kick all the ass in TWA Wrestling and Infect Pro Wrestling.