"What if I'm infertile and wasted my time?" 😳 "Do I get a refund?"

"You're both scary people.." x.com/malmseymonarch…

"Perhaps it was blind fear?" x.com/malmseymonarch…

When you find out how much money you can get by marrying.

"I'm not gonna ask... I'm just going to assume it was blind fear." x.com/malmseymonarch…

"You don't have to be related to Plantagenets to like us. Everyone with a brain likes us."

"This family is so... unique."

>_> "What?" x.com/malmseymonarch…

"Take care of me? I swear Davy did it." >___> x.com/malmseymonarch…

"Ohh, whew! Wouldn't wan' ta meet Mr. Leather. What is grandpa?" x.com/malmseymonarch…

Slowly eats her crackers while watching the timeline, hoping no one would notice her.

"I have a little sibling on the way. Good, that one can marry and have all the grandchildren."

"The Welsh aren't dragons, they're salamanders. They want to be dragons."

"I don't sign me up." x.com/malmseymonarch…

"I /really/ don't like the idea. Just look around." x.com/malmseymonarch…

"That's her, this is me." x.com/malmseymonarch…

"It's not that I don't like the concept of marriage, I just don't want to end up getting left because he's intimidated by this family."

"I'm sure this new one and Joanna will give you babies when they can. This generation won't though." 😬 x.com/malmseymonarch…

"I'm really just not. I can't share my food let alone my life with someone."

"The Scottish have been coming over here in boatloads. I wonder what's going on."