Holy shit what did my phone just do Bill Cook ? Liquid ass?? Looks terrible, fire yourself

The motion of the tele-operator taking his headset off 😭😭😭 omg

Trust Da’Science

Tried to tell yall

I will vote for anyone who sends the Navy SEALs after the people running these calls

Throw 🚲

😭😭😭😭

We will free ourselves from our captors and break through the ice walls. 2030.

Big news this morning, just got approved for $70k a 50k and a 40k loan

Hey Pope Leo XIV ... you gotta excommunicate this Sarah Stock ✝️ lady

Legendary snipe lmao

Girls who used to take your hat and run away are all single moms now.

I'm actually going to get killed over a stupid pee onion joke 😭

Lustful men are actually gay but yall not ready for that convo

It's Big Arch time

Why did Applebee's twitter block me lmao

Does the holocaust museum have a gift shop?

😳

Why was Ben Franklin hanging out with all those young boys?

Why do I see this bum ass tweet 4x a day