German bike lanes...

@paul_snively wye in particular is just fantastic. Last I checked fs2 had nothing equivalent

@paul_snively that's probably because the calculus is called dot, not dotty, and the proofs were done in coq

@paul_snively @larsr_h I'm guessing this repo will interest you github.com/TiarkRompf/min…

Microservice architecture visualized

@paul_snively Timothy Perrett @jamie_allen Rahul Goma Phulore lots of avro myself lately. protocol is ok, the java implementation is awful and buggy

Me: I always believe the cup is half full. 4-year-old: What if it's empty? Me: It's just a saying. 4: You don't even have a cup.

@jaranflaath mocks!

Today's tech term is "edge case," which is "a case that I don't feel like dealing with because it breaks my model."

Why so hard to believe that a prog lang could make a vast diff in productivity? Proof we can all appreciate: assembly to modern GC'd lang

Food does not commute. Proof: Sushi pizza Pizza sushi QED

Thinking on the Job

Jon-Anders Teigen 'tis where the magic happens 😍

Join the Open Source Spree on May 1st, the day before the conference. Sign up here: meetup.com/scalabin/event… By the Scala Center.

Announcing Scala Native 0.2.0 with improved support for File I/O, RegEx and Scala Futures. github.com/scala-native/s…

Our keynote this year is by Roger Krohn👍🦄🏈🌞: How Modern Chess Programs Work.

I'm going to name her JVM, because she's a well-engineered resource hog and I just don't care.

Videos has now been released for your viewing pleasure: vimeo.com/channels/flatm…

Really thinking there should be some more Scandi Scala confs next yr.. though flatMap(Oslo) has put a strong marker down already! x.com/ZalandoTech/st…

CFP is now live! Submit your talks and workshops before March 1st 2018. papercall.io/flatmap2018