Database null pointer exceptions are the worst.

In San Jose for work conveniently the week of Bama/Clemson 4. It’s weird having my two worlds collide. #RollTide

Post-flight San Jose trip ritual at the Yardhouse with @ryanonsrc #RollTide

I’m pretty sure I just witnessed Nick Saban’s worst loss take place in the Bay. I should’ve known my two worlds would not collide well. Lol. #RollTide

Got to bond with my Sharks hockey tribe tonight. 🦈

localhost:9090 says... object! Object, your honor!

I just had to say "Hey Siri" to my watch three times to get it to start a four-minute timer. Living in the future requires a disappointing amount of effort.

Today in #thereifixedit I discovered my phone was cutting my hand.

I've had the MBP touchbar for about two years now. Accidentally touching buttons while reaching for a number key or while staring off in space thinking about a problem ultimately makes me never want another.

My iPhone just made my day. While doing a two-factor authentication. the keyboard suggested the 6-digit code from the text message.

So that 15” MBP with a Touch Bar... it just downed a swig of water my cat offered the butterfly keyboard. It’s bricked now. According to the quote from the Genius Bar, for the SAME price as ATTEMPTING to fix it I can get an UPGRADED 12” MacBook without an annoying Touch Bar. 🙄

Scanning the news this morning about Ola Bini - (@[email protected]) and most sources are not very informative. This one from Matt Novak on Gizmodo is the best, and shows he's done a bit of work on background gizmodo.com/ecuador-arrest…

I think of all notifications as a queue. They’re rarely a reason to stop what I’ve already decided I’m doing with my time. Hence why I detest phone calls. #asynclife

There will always be shit to be flatmapped. 🤘

VIM and git... The more I learn, the better my life gets.

Making my console scream with a triple oh seven... println("\u0007!!!")

OH: Oh fuck! That's right! Type erasure!! Context: Me working from home alone. #scala