Kids in the early 80s got this shit from their uncle hand me down and now they have storefronts payin $3k a month in rent sellin “healin power”

Mitch McConnell is the worst vampire ever. Not sexy. Not cool. Did the rest of the world run out of castles or something ?

You might be cool. But you're not van campbell on the back of a truck playing drums in the street in Indiana cool

I want to write a clickbait headline about the dude mixing tonight. "Compression, you've been doing it all wrong" !!

If aliens are real and the gov knows about them, Trump will know that shit in a few months and you know he will tweet about it at 3am

#actimportant

#Donald trump is probably why aliens say "well that's it. This planet is fucking done"

Are we sure Phillip Seymour Hoffman isn't just playing Bannon as an evil character ? Like really sure ?

All the money Apple gets from me every year; they ask me one more time if I wanna work out my storage I'm gonna rent a locker in the valley

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White Reaper's keyboardist spends 50% of his time on stage playing air guitar/dancing like a "Heavy Metal Parking Lot" Bez. This guy rules.

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What shade of tobacco stain is trumps hair piece ?

Cliche maybe but if you go walking on a beach in winter at night with wine and don't listen to @thehipdotcom something's wrong with you

Metallica tickets went on sale 13 months in advance ? Are they worried it won’t sell out or just worried someone might die before the show ? #$gettinpaid?