giving my friend 40 benadryl and sending them into a haunted house with a gun

if your girl does yoga that's not your girl she belongs to adriene

my bf driving us through my hometown: 👨 🚘 me: that’s the hardware store where my friend maria worked, once i got pulled over at that stop sign, we’d turn here if we were going to my grandma’s house, this is where the high school is, we drive thru this park to see christmas li

Impressive comparison of the Trinity River in Dallas after plenty of rainfall. Both videos are about 18 hours apart. #txwx #flooding NWS Fort Worth

i’m sleepy and i am going to make it everybody’s problem

the key to catching your tea at the perfect drinking temperature is literally forgetting you made it

when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

y’all be safe out there someone found a half eaten hotdog in a jacket pocket at walmart

finding a dryer sheet in your shirt after having it on all day is dehumanizing

sexy people drool

Me watching other brands use licensed music in their content

i’d do anything for a bagel with cream cheese. anything

Whiskey Myers can take my lunch money

spice girls in the office at 8am

all i wanna do is *slurp slurp* hmm ice cream so good! and a balloon! *pop pop pop pop pop* and take yo money

The algorithm actually does show you interesting things if you’re an interesting person. But they will be fascist

Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful