Had a dream my hairline was back! Woke up and went to bathroom, turned on light slowly. Same ol story. Damn! Lol #wishfulthinking

Waking up hearing Rece Davis’ voice in late August

We are not a playoff ball club.

Are accounts who tweet with reactionary gifs like this real human beings? #bot

Yep. Everyone does.

Fuck you schefter 😭😭😭

Thursday Lines #WorkInSilence #shhhhh

Seeing Doug Stanowski, MBA today

Did you even watch the game?

Forcing the wife to take double doses of Tylenol so my kid turns into a virtuous quant at Deloitte

Man is this guy retarded. Camera took a full bath here

Alright Sir Tito, please take us home today

#Bengals last 26 drives: Punt INT Punt Punt Punt Punt Punt Punt Punt Punt Punt Punt FG Punt Punt TD INT Punt Fumble Fumble Fumble (Defensive TD) FG Punt Punt INT (Defensive TD) Punt

Wild: #Bengals WR Ja’Marr Chase is currently tied for the team lead in tackles today with 3 — all coming on Jake Browning interceptions. 😬

Brian Kelley canned! #GoodRiddance #ArrestThatMan

God you are the worst

So exploitable it hurts

Unemployment cuck boi account

Flicking up my wife’s bachelorette party😛

BEAUTIFUL Caring mother buying her child snacks for the week. Why can’t we see more of this in our cruel world? #hopecore