— ʜᴜɴᴛᴇʀ ‣ ғᴏᴜʀ sᴡᴏʀᴅs ᴀᴜ ‣ ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇs ‣ ᴘᴇɴ﹕#jax ↷ + ♥

"Happy Ignore Your Asshole Relatives Day November Edition Everyone!" Door slams.

"When you have family criticizing who you are constantly, then yes it is."

{Also Squints}

{Deeper squinting}

{Give me room, and I make a universe where everyone is DEAD}

[I OFFER PILLOWS, BLANKETS, AND CHOCOLATE!]

Blink blink "..... " "....... " "......... " S C R E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E C H "....."

(Why am I suddenly getting a lot of NSFW recommendations?)

オレ様だって洗ってるぜ #二次元でも手洗いうがい #手洗いうがい

Having returned for a bit, the baker places a platter of freshly baked cookies out. Some were chocolate chip, some sugar, peanut butter cookies were on the plate too, each marked off and divided in case of allergies.

"Someone /fucking/ kill me please."

♠ the ocean sings for me. and i answer. ♠ mermaid! au ❥ sailor octavo ➤ literate / detailed / mirrored ➤ multiverse + multiship friendly ➤ SFW mostly [ nsfw may be negotiated ] ♥ + ↻ { #LoZRP #MVRP }

"The legend of the four sword will split the hero into four..." Post four swords. Headcanon based portrayal of Red. Mun is 18+ {SFW+ NSFW} ships with chemistry. Dark themes. literate. tries to mirror responses. five years of RP experience. #LOZRP #crossover friendly #zeldarp

"Likewise! The world is horrible enough already."

"Why would I want to make the world worse, when I can make it better?"

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ the name’s LINEBECK .ᐟ i’m a real man of 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐀 .ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ