"We're pirates! You know... PIRATES! The terror of the seas!" • REVIVED ACCOUNT/ MUSE • LOZRP/ HWRP • #SFW • Detailed/ Crack • Smol bean. RT/FOLLOW

~Please~ ~Don't~ ~Hurt~ ~Me~

ㅤ 🧍 . . . 🏃💨 ㅤ

ㅤ LINK, KID, KIDDO, ABSOLUTE BEST COMPANION IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD — SHE’S COMING FOR ME AND YOU — YES ( * YOU ) ARE TOTALLY ONE HUNDRED PERCENT GOING TO TEL HER I’M NOT HERE. ㅤ

ㅤ “CAPTAIN LINEBECK OF THE S.S. LINEBECK AND SAILER OF THE GREAT SEAS IS NOT PRESENT AT THE MOMENT, PLEASE LEAVE YOUR MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP. . . . BEEeEEeeeP!” ㅤ

ㅤ PLEASE, KID. YOU HAVE TO HELP ME. ㅤ

ㅤ “OOooOoo FASCINATING WHAT TECHNOLOGY CAN DO NOWADAYS OOOooOo!” something tells him — yeah. this uhhh . . . THIS DEFINITELY ISN’T WORKING! QUICK, KEEP THE ACT UP! “thank you for your ( ODDLY THREATENING MESSAGE! ) it shall be delivered between three to five days!” ㅤ

ㅤ THIS GOOD—FOR—(( EVERYTHING )) CAPTAIN IS ALIVE &&. WELL, YES. ㅤ

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ㅤ HELLO, HELLOOOOOOOO ! ! ㅤ

👁

ㅤ BACK BY EXTREMELY (CLEARLY, OBVIOUSLY, VISIBLY) POPULAR DEMAND : ME. ㅤ

/ I’M HERE.

ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ ㅤasㅤ longㅤ as ㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤthatㅤ mirror's ㅤaround ㅤ ㅤㅤ we ㅤcould ㅤmeet ㅤagain ㅤ seeㅤ youㅤ laterㅤ.ㅤ.ㅤ.ᐟ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ

ㅤ NO NEED TO PANIC、DEAR ( * READER ! ) THE HEROIC、WONDERFUL、HANDSOME CAPTAIN LINEBECK IS HERE TO SAVE YOU ! ( hasn’t been hiding away in a barrel within the s.s. linebeck for months! ) ㅤ

ㅤ how long— .. HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN ASLEEP FOR? DAYS? WEEKS? MONTHS??? Y—YEARS??????? ㅤ

ashe.⠀ bruh this acc has my old muse info when i still went by felix 💀

ㅤ barrel rolling around on the floor. coming to an abrupt halt!! … … lid comes off、and out pops linebeck. looking rather sick— actually. just how long had he been ROLLING for? ㅤ

ㅤ “feeling… B L E R GH!” it was just an overly exaggerated groan if anything、practically starfishing out in the ground now. maybe if he closed his eyes. this was certainly no way a brave、STRONG captain should look! ㅤ