Maybe it all went wrong when we killed the whales. Maybe their songs kept the great dream together. Vast brains slowly, carefully ordering the world with actions subtler than the apes could ever see. God is dead. His blubber lit a lamp in London

Imagine landing such a sick burn on a cop, a court of law rules that it is beyond question that you were firing on all cylinders x.com/adamsteinbaugh…

utah mammoth is officially part of the trivia question of “what nhl team names are not plural” bonus points if you can name the others without googling!

Oh hey man. We were just talking about your Flaw — the immutable thing you’re only vaguely aware of that makes you unworthy of true love. Anyway what’s new

Jays or Mariners going to the world series

hot take: central park should have a highway & interchange like dc’s rock creek park!

hi I’m a millennial and for large purchases i have to go open my laptop rather than use my smartphone

“Why are folks getting dumber?” Because they don’t read. “Why aren’t men as romantic & poetic as they used to be?” Because they don’t read. “Why are people so vulnerable to propaganda?” “Why is everyone a conspiracy theorist?” Because they don’t read. Because they don’t read.

Saw a girl in a Franz Ferdinand t-shirt. She couldn't even name 3 other main causes of the outbreak of World War I

this is the same picture

the days between christmas and new year’s

I hate this study and all its stupid authors.

absolute cinema

They should name her Snowcrete

my only theory is that an olympic skeleton recruiter hangs out at hills after snow storms to see which kids are fearless enough to go head first

My best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in your life, and it can become a vice if you play your cards right.

he killed gritty for these

The perfect tote bag doesn’t exis—