made an appointment with the eye doctor cause idk what i saw in you

I got 37 tabs open in my head rn

okay ms.rona wrap it up hoe

The answer is and will always be- block him.

Alexa play Don’t Start Now by Dua Lipa

if you’re not in love with me you are simply incorrect

Today is 5/9, or as some guys call it 5/11

I haven’t felt fly like a g6 lately

You deserve abundance. You deserve nice things. You deserve love. You deserve romance. You deserve to be unapologetically happy.

Look me in the fucking eyes and tell me how boats work

On another note: This 90day Fiancé show is Bananas...

At what age do you get when you stop sleeping in all those HS sports tshirts and actually buy cute set pajamas. Asking for a friend

being attracted to men is so embarrassing but someone’s gotta do it

call my ex a car loan the way she had 0% interest in me for 36 months

If 2020 was a couple

interesting how when u squeeze most fruits u get fruit juice but when u squeeze a banana u just get. mashy banana. to me this is very suspicious. imposter fruit?

remember in high school teachers would be like "your college professors will not tolerate this kind of behavior"