trying to record at the piano & you can hear my brother CHOMPING his food like it is his job. i asked him to stop being so loud & he told my mom i told him to starve to death... bruh?????

Thread of small business gofundme links. Support rebuilding small businesses.

If cops shoot tear gas at you, that’s “crowd control”, but if you pick it up and throw it back, that’s “assault with a deadly weapon”. Got it.

perk of living in a small town: learning new things ab your life you didn’t know bc ApPaReNtLy everyone knows everything ab you! ugh how neat!!

it's 3:17 am i'm vibing in my room while my sister is sleeptalking about pickles.

love setting 7 alarms & not waking up to a single one 🥰🤪❤️

i saw a tweet that said " idk if i'm strong or numb " & lord i felt that.

out here living a real fever dream

where do people just go to sell feet pics? asking for a friend.

ariana was really talkin her shit bro this album got me belly dancin

if you hate your hometown so much then stop being so worried about it.

why do i scroll through my venmo feed like it’s instagram

i better make some serious bank if i’m gonna get all these tattoos

currently at my limit

i will never forget the time i jokingly tweeted about selling feet pics & got like 30 dms

you haven’t seen stress until you’ve seen music majors try and pass their piano finals