“I bet Johnny Depp smells really good too” - MS

one time a guy told me he couldn’t floss bc he’s blue collar, didn’t have enough time… moments like this make me want to give up on dating

i’m not happy

I did not think my early 20’s would consist of getting mini tennis balls out from under the couch on a Saturday, but here we are

numbers made me cry today #accting

sorry i didnt text you back i have writers block

Girl core is not eating all day to make sure u properly hungry bc u going out to eat for dinner

Jesus Revolution has got to be one of the best movies I've ever seen

for lent this year I’m giving up dating. this new dating culture is not for me. 😙✌🏽

fire the beaver

woke up late, made the fire alarm go off, and spilled my coffee… happy Wednesday😁

cancelling tiktok is crazy to me.. how am I supposed to know how to work out, cook, and clean??? we have bigger problems than this app

Me getting ready to go to sleep after napping all day:

Dear old people: Waking up at 6am, tending to a garden, eating dinner at 5pm, reading books, and going to bed at 9:30pm feels amazing. I was wrong. You were right.

“I’ll be productive when I get home” when I get home :

Me when when i’m excited i’m serious

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hear me out… mimosas 🤷🏽‍♀️☀️High Noon