And we all agree but with our fingers crossed behind our backs, yes?

The Cribs in front of the crib for #TShirtDay today BBC Radio 6 Music

Two soups is *chefs kiss*

Being unable to help saying "at least I hope so!" after telling someone they're on the right train

Am at a kids birthday party and Superman by Black Lace has just come on and no one is doing the actions. This is a crime, right?

Nurses, ambulance workers, rail workers, postal workers, teachers are not the enemies of the people. They are the people. In many cases the best of the people. This government narrative is vile.

Has anyone looked into the major agencies and whether they’re owned by Tory donors?

Another day, another silly story about cake another wasted opportunity to talk about how we actually tackle obesity.

Very British challenges: 1. Drag the wheelie bin back in without having a peek inside first 2. Place items on a shop counter without saying “just these, please” 3. Pay for petrol without looking back out at the pump 4. End a taxi journey without saying “anywhere here’s fine”

how about we *for once* try ‘men, stop killing women’ instead of the constant ‘women, stop provoking men into killing you by being so successful/sexy/intelligent/funny/alive in the first place’ narrative we get

Was it firing everyone

The BBC is censoring Gary Linekar and David Attenborough for fear a tweet and programme about rewilding undermines their impartiality, but standing by a Chair who parliament itself has said hasn't told them the whole truth about his loans to Boris. Funny old world isn't it..

Happy Rex Manning Day

And this is why I love The Hives

Not sure which was first - either Michael Jackson’s Bad on tape from WHSmith (with free highlighter) or the Dirty Dancing soundtrack on vinyl from Woolworths

Know your enemy.