i actually led my horse to water and he drank right away. but sorry to hear that

Watching Uncut Gems to relax

‘THE SIMPSONS’ team has made a message of support to those affected by the California wildfires.

I'm going to see the matinee

Has anyone considered Taranatino made a deal with the devil where he was only allowed to make 10 films, but since Kill Bill got split into 2 he has been in a contract dispute with Satan himself for the last 5+ years

Vibe coding is cool but have you tried vibe driving on your work commute?

What’s up girl You remind me of Einstein

Just signed an email with “bet” instead of “best”

I love a jacuzzi because I’m always looking for opportunities to take baths with strangers

do you think british people say this is the bomb dot co dot uk

Business idea: DoorDash except it’s for letters and packages

The time has come for the Milk Hotel to pick a side

Would you rather know and be sad, or not know and be happy?

ah yes, the motorcycle — one of the fastest chairs ever conceived by man

If Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow, we get 6% more of the Epstein files released

Looking at your old Amazon orders is wild like why did I buy a whole flute and have no recollection of it

Only two things are truly excellent: egg-based puns and missed opportunities