Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

We've got a big one this weekend and SoCal Honda Dealers is giving one lucky fan a VIP experience with 2 courtside tickets! Retweet to enter for your chance to win. #HelpfulGiveaway

.Mayor Karen Bass has announced that at midnight tonight restaurants will only be allowed to sell food to go or for delivery. Bars will be closed. Story developing.

#SocialDistancing

Time for my annual "Josh freaks out an thinks his credit card was stolen when amazon prime renews automatically and the charge mysteriously appears."

Harvey Karp is a warlock.

babies be like help me or I will literally die

Can't wait for Richard Charnin to do a stupid Google sheet with wild assumptions so that the conspiracy chuds can say there is mathematical proof of fraud.

Fucking finally

youtu.be/GJ0mO8P37Eg Cc. Budini 🐈‍⬛

Tommy Tuberville gets sworn in and the Capitol’s defense immediately falls apart.

Everyone always asks "How does machine learning do that?" but not "How is machine learning doing?"

FLASH GIVEAWAY! (entries valid until 6:30 PM) HOWL-I-DAY SPIRIT IS IN THE AIR & we’re giving away 10 PC SETS of NEVER B4 RELEASED merch to 2 LUCKY RECIPIENTS! U can pick ‘em up OR we’ll have them couriered to U 2NITE & MAYBE W/ SOME HOWLIN’ TAKE AWAY TOO 🤫 ✨RT 2 ENTER✨

so does this mean these are VINTAGE now or what

if you want one, tell me why you deserve it and *smash* that RT

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As you may recall, I was suddenly hospitalized last year for several days & have had trouble with medical bills that accumulated over the last year & created financial strain. If there's any way you can help, it is greatly appreciated! gofund.me/cc9d7994

4yo at 2am: I'm scared, can I sleep in your bed? Me: Sure. 4yo for the rest of the night:

bryyyy 🙀 MTA yes. mta is awesome. they never drop the ball

Is goldbug on every page of every Richard Scarry book? Asking for a baby.