shes modeling

Wish I was on a farm right now, feeding a goat a rusty old bean can, growing sunflowers and brewing up big beautiful batches of sunflower beer. Maybe in the next life, eh.

Cannabis Sativa is no longer a part of my life. I’m 33, I have a mortgage, I have a son. My rig [custom 4 chamber DankGeek, double perc and aerator from ThisHighLife] processes Indica dominant buds exclusively. Some of us have to wake up and send emails.

periodic reminder that the mcdonalds corporation doesnt owe you shit!

Mmm cotton candy grapes. How bout no Scott. Regular grapes.

[kirby chalkboard] Yall’s pizza Kitchens up on the damn main street aren’t as radical as you think, and the Sprites you buy with dady’s money regress the revolution and alienate the wrkers and serve only to relegate the reactionary but go on off
English major Dony: Ok that’s true

the ONLY difference is—in this world Family Guy never existed. So, no one knows Stewie, no one knows Lois [you wave your hand to indicate Understanding] right you get it. No one knows John Michael. So I, my character, starts SHREDDING the NY comedy scene, because, obviously,

me seeing a display name like “jean le rond d’igimon”: fuck that is too funny. wish i knew who that was but seriously lmao

It's that time again...time for the thank goodness it is Friday pig

not obviously reading one word of this but Pee Is NOw Poop, that's just IMHO.

“Writer of Things. Sometimes.” can u STfu?

A GilL’ More Girls joke is like this
Blintin: You went to the damn bakery didn’t you.
Torey: No
Blintin: ......
Torney: Yes.

-and it is literally better show than every episode of the Sopranos and of the Wire

On Gilmore Girls the classroom scenes always have George Washington’s name circled on the chalkboard while the teacher says “This weekend, read to page 100 in your Shakespeare book. Test on Monday. Remember: To be or...?”

The Upset Gentleman

it’s good they did this. You think a fashion brand [sexual] is somehow more embarrassing than the proud display of The Silly Supernatural Adventures of Ms. Liddy Delma or whatever the fuck? Think it over and change.

ATTN: Any previous affilition I had witht the What’s With These Homies Talkin’ ‘Bout Weezer podcast can be considered NULL. I’ll leave it at this: There’s a lot of things a Weezer fan can be. Revisionist isn’t one of them. Peace.

lunch guys vs. dinner guys... it wouldn't even be a fair fight