// I love that these dads live in a neighborhood where seeing copies of themselves everywhere is totally normal This cul de sac must be huge

Rob isn't my booty call because he's so unreliable half the time when I want him to come over he's in the woods doing who knows what

// thinking of making a more serious RP account but I'm not sure who to make yet. Suggestions?

by danidery 💖 #dreamdaddy #ddadds #josephchristiansen #christinechristiansen

How do you do, fellow teens? Check out this sweet kickflip. Do you have a moment for our lord and savior Jesus Christ

// sorry for all the ooc posts but actually I'm not sorry because church signs are like. Peak comedy.

Sometimes you have to skip making the margaritas and move right on to tequila shots.

Drunk on a yacht. What else is new.

Hah, see Robert? I can move on. Suck it.

// The Joseph group chat is lit af x.com/joechristianda…

I love all my children very much, even the ones lurking on the edge of this plane of existence.

To keep up with the times I have decided to start vaping, which the kids tell me is both Hip and Cool now.

Maybe I should get a cat. A yacht cat. Is that cute or depressing?

Robert: hello Joseph:

I know I can order food online but sometimes I call to place a delivery order just so I have someone to talk to.

// phone is dying so I might not be replying for a few hours!

Sometimes a baby and a teenager steal your yacht and that's just how life goes sometimes. On an unrelated note I think I'm homeless now.

It's very cold out. I'm very alone. I miss my yacht.

the whole internet loves youth pastor joe, a charming man! *five seconds later* we regret to inform you the youth pastor kills people