Here we have Commissioner Ariel Fernandez teaching his “protégé” Melissa Castro how to use ChatGPT. Our professional translation is as follows… “No Melissa, you cannot tell ChatGPT to write a quote for you in Spanglish. Just write it in plain English.” She clearly failed.

Introducing a new series I like to call “The Lies of Ariel” Commissioner Ariel Fernandez clearly doesn’t realize how blatantly deceptive his “Commission Insider” email was today, so let’s take a look at some of the lies he told us today. Ready y’all? Here we go! “The Lies of Ariel, Part I”

So you’re telling us that Chip Withers, Mike Mena, Dorothy Thomson and all the retired commissioners that served our community before you are the establishment? They know more about this city than you Commissioner Ariel Fernandez can ever dream of. And you blatantly disrespect them!

And a continuation of this lie, you clearly don’t understand what a majority looks like. So you resort to misleading the electorate because all who came to support the City Manager don’t fit into your narrative. So much for listening to the “residents” Commissioner Ariel Fernandez

You’re right Commissioner Ariel Fernandez the city is better than the lies you tell. We deserve better than the deceptive measures you take to make highly respected individuals and residents look like they are part of the “establishment” just because they support Mr. Iglesias. Shame. On. You.

In conclusion of “The Lies of Ariel, Part I” I encourage everyone to reach out to Commissioner Ariel Fernandez . This way, they can see for themselves how you disregard and disrespect anyone that disagrees with you. You are the lie.

1 💵, 2 💵, 3 💸 how many dollars does it take to get to the center of Elaine de Valle Come on Commissioner Ariel Fernandez you know how the game works. Tell us how much you, Melissa Castro , and Kirk Menendez are paying Ladra to spread your lies. CHA-CHING 💰💰💰

What did you delete? What are you trying to cover up?

Hey Kirk Menendez is that the $42k check you got your buddies from the city? I better see a new chairlift soon. I hope it has your name on it. Elaine de Valle how much was your cut? Commissioner Ariel Fernandez Melissa Castro Justin Rite Special Edmond Dantes InspectorClouseau @redpillbeba factcheckermiami

Ladies and gentlemen… this is what real leadership looks like! Help me welcome cowgirl Ariel and his sidekick Kirk to the lowdown hoedown 🤠Yeehaw bitches! Commissioner Ariel Fernandez Melissa Castro Vince Lago Elaine de Valle Justin Rite Hunters Revenge @redpillbeba Special Edmond Dantes

Hurricane Milton might have been exorcised and Father Fernandez might be on sabbatical, but let me tell you folks, Cowboy Kirk is here to stay. YEEE HAW BITCHES 🤠 Special Edmond Dantes Justin rite @redpillbeba Hunters Revenge @jonesyy434 Commissioner Ariel Fernandez Melissa Castro Vince Lago

Ariel’s new headshots are in! Hey Commissioner Ariel Fernandez when are they updating it on the city website? Special Edmond Dantes Justin rite @redpillbeba @jonesyy434 Melissa Castro Elaine de Valle Vince Lago Hunters Revenge InspectorClouseau

Good morning and happy Monday Coral Gables! Your Commissioner Commissioner Ariel Fernandez is in and waiting just down the hall for you. He’s fully embracing the Halloween season and is here to haunt your dreams ☠️ What’s in store for us this week Ariel?

Your commissioner Commissioner Ariel Fernandez is and ready! He will be sitting in a corner. All alone. With no one to talk to. Oh wait I found a picture of him from his last office hours!

I really don’t need to say much about this Commissioner Ariel Fernandez Melissa Castro

I feel bad for people that lack any self awareness. This dude looks like a fucking blueberry. You good pal, are you melting into the chair? Commissioner Ariel Fernandez Special Edmond Dantes Justin rite InspectorClouseau @redpillbeba @proverbs199 Firefighter SuperSapingo David Perez