High as hell just givin it to the notes app

I’m sexy AND sad!

stock market gf and astrology gf

babe are you okay??? you’ve barely touched your chromatica limited edition curry

Plant-human communication is finally here...and it's wonderfully weird. 🥬 Spinach has been engineered to send emails when it finds specific compounds. This tech could be used to detect landmines, pollution, and even upcoming droughts. The ultimate superfood...! In full 👇

Therapist: you don’t love yourself Me: so true king. Here’s $80

WTF WAS SILENT LUNCH?!?!

The royal family PR team right now #HarryandMeghanonOprah

i covered her mouth during sex and she started fucking beatboxing

lipchap - always there when you do not need it and impossible to find when you do

the fact that 2021 is already over is proof that time also flies when you are NOT having fun

We need to love Covid…hate will only make it stronger ❤️

Boneless wings be so good when you don’t have a hater in your ear telling you they’re chicken nuggets

there was no omicron before timbiebs. has anyone looked into this

On groundhog day we are reminded that really no one is in a position to be making fun of astrology girls

Maybe she just working a 180 hour shift