Sometimes it’s I’m only 22 and other times it’s I’m already 22, very different feelings

if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns

not to be a “i was born in the wrong generation” bitch but GOD imagine being at a nightclub in the 70s and they drop the brand new abba song or the new queen album. i’d lose my fucking mind

do australian cows say maur

I prefer this over holding hands >>>

Green furniture is so comforting.

Does my doctor have his own doctor? If so, can’t I just ask his doctor who HIS doctor is and so on until I follow the chain to the world’s ultimate doctor?

everything you need is coming. it’s just believing that it will. and even when you don’t believe it, the Universe will show you anyway

why cry to drivers license when ghost of you by 5sos exists

weed daddy

I made these vases.

who tf decided to call it “emotional baggage“ and not “griefcase” ???

This lady on the plane said "vaxxed and waxed, baby, I'm ready for some action on this trip." and that should be everybody's vibe this summer.

I just learned Queen Elizabeth was a mechanic at one point in her life... “forget triple A (AAA) I want triple E (EEE).” -Amy.

scream 5 coming is a blessing not only because it's a new scream movie coming out but because thanks to the promo we have both matthew lilliard and neve campbell confirming that billy and stu were gay and in love

Joe-El Miller

With yesterday being our final ORIGINATIV Celebration Night of the season, we’re doing a giveaway! RETWEET for your chance to win a KD signed City Edition Jersey!