Dogs>>>>>babies

What are you doing in my swamp

Mrs Frizzle could have her magic school bus in my ass right now and I’d have no idea

Betty White has passed at 99, weeks before her 100th birthday. A supporter of LGBTQ equality and acceptance, was known for her work in The Golden Girls, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Hot in Cleveland, & countless other roles. Rest in power, Betty. Thank you for being a friend. ❤️

The urge to tell someone what if I was dying when they don’t answer their phone>>>>>

I wanna see what it feels like to punch someone as hard as I can in the face I bet it feels so good

Unfortunately smoking cigarettes does make you cool

Flo Rida still SLAPS to this day

Its absolutely foul that I never left my emo music phase

There is grown adults out here who don’t smoke cigs, HA nerds

Anyone else get embarrassed buying toilet paper ??? Like everyone knows that your buying that to wipe your ass ?? So weird

I’ve never been in a fight but I really want to does anyone wanna fight ?

The fresh smell of a Burger King grill dancing through my nostrils as the breakfast menu switches to lunch as I drive by is pure bliss Burger King

I miss Betty White

Growing up I thought I’d have to deal with Quick Sand, AIDS and the possibility of a volcano erupting on a daily basis, I’m here to say none of those things have been a concern

White LEDs on cars should be illegal I can’t see fucking shit after being blinded by them

Kids who drank root beer in elementary school are for sure in jail now

Milk goes in before the cereal