Next time your kids bitch about being bored, try explaining to them television used to just fucking *stop* every night back in our day and then tell ‘em to shut the hell up.

$60M a year. The reason I won’t go to any professional sports games anymore. You’re not getting my money, especially for a lesser product.

Perhaps the exact moment the 80s peaked.

35 years ago today. Super Bowl XXV. Wide right, New York Giants win.

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

Literally every guy in this photo is a Hall of Famer, they never heard the word “flop” in their lives, and they’re all ready to fucking fight each other. Don’t tell me basketball is better now.

Shout out tonight to the old “disappointed father” Seahawk. He just won a Super Bowl but he also knows about what you did and he expected a little more from you.

TEAM USA MEN'S HOCKEY IS SEEING GOLD 🥇 GOLD MEDALISTS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1980 🇺🇸

The world of hockey runs through the USA 🇺🇸

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AUSTIN WELLS WALK-OFF HOME RUN

Shutout in Seattle 🔒 #RepBX

Play the Sinatra. #RepBX

The Comeback Kids. #RepBX

Why are the scrubs allowed to use challenges and why does Jazz Chisholm continue to think that he’s a home run hitter and not only has he hit zero home runs this season he’s not even hitting for average. #RepBX

At least he moved the ghost runner over to third. #RepBX

Sometimes this world wears you out and leaves you cynical … and then you see a moment like this and realize there will always be more good than bad.

“10 … 11 … 12! TWELVE straight losses! Ah ah ah!”

8 Shutout for Fried at Fenway. #RepBX

Sweep Caroline 🧹 #RepBX