‘you’re so private and mysterious’ girl I just stay inside the house and only go out to either work or see the people who are kind to me. idk what else to say

I fucking hate men

I sincerely need System Of A Down to perform at Bonnaroo or I’m gonna be one very upset girl.

I just told my male best friend I wanted a septum piercing and he said “why don’t you do something productive like everyone else and get a bbl” 🥲

what I need right now is a full sugar Coca Cola so cold and so crispy it feels like I’m swallowing needles. I need a Coca Cola so carbonated it could be considered torture by top human rights organizations

PLEASE

ice cream trucks are great but in the winter we need a SOUP TRUCK. do they even understand how much money I’d spend if there was a truck rolling through my neighborhood every day doling out piping hot soup

It’s not a family vacation unless my parents lecture me on how I’m “not really using my bachelors degree” and also try to make me feel like the job that I FINALLY actually love “isn’t enough” to get by these days 🥲🙃

CRAB RANGOON GRILLED CHEESE WITH SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE?! Slay

just need to lego of some stress

Genuinely mind boggling that America had hundreds of nice European-style cities that with the country’s current wealth could have become some of the nicest cities in the world and they just chose to destroy (almost) all of them

why does Pedro Pascal look like he's about to tell you that you have bewitched him, body and soul

I know I said no new pride and prejudice but like what if

“tea is nasty, it's for old people” me :

parking at hospitals should be free and I will die on this hill the audacity to ask people who are struggling emotionally/physically/mentally to PAY to be in a place where they don’t even want to be in the first place 😠😤

When you broke up with your baby daddy 149 days ago, but he refuses to move out of your fucking house, owes you months of rent and utilities, never watches your daughter, and goes to Diggs EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT. Someone please help me.

Ope 🫠🥲😂

H. Pearl Davis @DrewAfualo Like are you shitting me?