I fucking love mayonnaise

Me thinking I’m super approachable then realizing I always look like this

This is the level of “minding my business” im currently on

Everybody: “I hate sleeping alone” me sleeping alone:

I absolutely hate when people act like they don’t know you even tho you’ve hungout with them multiple times. Stop making things awkward and stop acting famous

I love ignoring people

I get why my dad would come from work and start drinking, I get it fr

I suffer from this thing called “things are going too well with this guy so let me freak out and sabotage it” Anyone else?

If you’ve never seen Even Steven’s please leave me alone

I’ve been sitting in the car just watching lightning continuously strike the same spot for 10 minutes and I’m fully expecting the tripods from War of The Worlds to eventually rise from the ground and yeah… I’m completely freaking myself out over it.

Okay but what if I was just in a DMT trip rn

lost my bond with damn near everybody nd still dgaf

ngl some of y’all deserve the worst

What a time to be alive

I’m just so numb to certain things nowadays